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TMI Thursday: Rub A Dub Dub

First for those who asked about the shenanigans yesterday. While I did not manage to take a picture of Scarlett and Marilyn’s reactions, I did snag one of one of my neighbours doing something interesting.


Speaks for itself, don’t it? I think I’ll make the boob cupcakes next time.

Anywhoodle welcome to another lovely edition of TMI Thursday, my freaky darlings. Remember how I said I would probably never be able to top my close encounter with Aunt Flow? Yeah, I apparently get off on outdoing myself. It’s bad folks, it’s bad. Goes without saying but there is a sexual content warning ahead.

But please enjoy the show.


I’m sure all of you will agree that a shower at the right temperature and pressure is amazing.

And sex…well that goes without saying.

So putting the two together is something truly glorious indeed. I think I’m just turned on by water but as Eva is quick to point out I’m a perv a la Jason Biggs. Yeah, can’t fully deny that one.

It was an unusually warm day and we had it entirely to ourselves and ended up spending about 2 hours playing basketball and heading to my apartment for movies. Now at this point, we’re both sweaty so a shower and change of clothes are most definitely in order.

I promise the following conversation is verbatim.

Eva: “As Earth-conscious young adults, we should conserve on water.”

Me: “Did you really use the environment as an excuse to get me in the  shower with you?”

Eva: “Yeah. Lame huh?”

Me: “More like I’m impressed you said that with a completely straight face.”

So cut a bit later in the shower (and Eva, I don’t think spending so long in there counts as being conservative — just sayin’) where she has her back to me as we have our fun. Now as I have her hair in my face I can’t really see what I’m doing down there, keep that in mind folks. As I was much more interested in the sense of touch at that point I didn’t mind too much.

Yeah, that was a mistake.

After a rather…spirited move on her part, I slipped out and in a haze she spins in my arms and after telling me to hold steady pretty much impales herself.

Normally there might have been mild discomfort for a few seconds because of the force and then it goes away. Not so in this case. I find myself somewhere a good bit tighter than I’m used to and she lets out what sounds like a grunt. Her description, not mine. Apparently I was holding myself differently than what she had thought I would.

The end result?

The jigsaw puzzle was put together but not in the way we intended to.

I start to pull out when she tells me to stop for a second and let her try something. She does. I almost lose it right there.

Her only response?

“This could be fun.”

*Note: I originally wasn’t going to share this one but Eva insisted it was a bit too funny not to. I personally think she enjoys the e-infamy more as much as I do.


  1. April 2, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    It is DEFINITELY too funny not to share. Now I know what cake I want for my birthday…

    And re: the button, just copy the pic and assign it this html: http://www.livitluvit.com/search/label/TMI%20Thursday

    Happy TMIT!!!

    Next time I come to DC, I’ll hook you up with one if you’d like.

    And a happy TMIT to you as well. Hehe, taming the beast. -shakes his head-

  2. April 2, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Strong work!

    Thanks. Yeah, not sure what to say to that comment.

  3. April 2, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    HAHA This is the new definition of safe sex. But hey who isn’t willing to be impaled for some sex!!

    Like she needed an excuse to get you in the shower, like there is ever a need for an excuse for guys.

    She really didn’t, but the attempt still made me laugh.

  4. Just A Girl
    April 2, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    Pretty sure I’ve had that exact conversation with The Guy. Any excuse to get him naked 🙂

    Because he would really have refused you? Somehow I doubt this.

  5. April 2, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    All I can do is laugh…

    Then I’ve succeeded at what I set out to do.

  6. April 2, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Pretty sure that sounds like something I’d do.


    This makes me feel not nearly so weird about it.

  7. April 3, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    …Oh dear. I’m not one for shower fun at all. Not my thing.

  8. Jen
    April 3, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    amindinmotown’s comment: I second it.

    That said, surprise anal: I’ve had that happen to me once. I was drunk, so I went with it…lmao…but uh, I got him back later in the night…….muahahahaha! Ha.

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