About Me

Hi Internets, my name is Kendall.

“Hi Kendall!”

And I have a blog.

I seem to be the result of what happens when  a small town boy raised in rural North Carolina is exposed to nerd culture at an early age. I can milk a cow and then discuss which edition of Dungeons & Dragons is my favourite and why. I grew up on X-Files, Babylon 5, Star Trek, Buffy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Stargate SG-1 and Andromeda. I also don’t blink if I see a stray horse trotting down the street.

I look and act older than I am and always have hence why I seem to have gone through my quarterlife crisis at 20. I think Biggie Smalls was the greatest rapper of all time, that apple cider is the greatest drink ever devised, and that it was Col. Mustard in the observatory with the lead pipe.

I am often far too nice for my own good and I do give people second chances. I dislike judging people and will try to step back when I find myself doing it. I have a ridiculously long fuse and when it runs out, I go cold. I had anger issues as a preteen which contributed to my pacifistic nature.

I hate tardiness, a painful lack of common sense, a messy kitchen, political extremists on all sides, Facebook, and Uwe Boll.

Having been working with kids from ages 4-18 in one way or another for the past 3 years I somehow learned to clean up my language a bit. All this really means is that I don’t say “fuck” quite as much and if I do, it’s quietly. I was inordinately proud when told that if Alan Rickman were 40 years younger and black, he would be me. I find pretty much anything but toilet humour amusing which means I hate Setzberger with every bone in my body.

I have been writing  in one fashion or another since I was 9 years old and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. I am in my last semester as an UNC-Chapel Hill English/Education undergrad and after that it’s off to either New York or Los Angeles for grad school.

I like bad television, video games, cooking, a good book, rainy days, and singing. I find porn hilarious when it tries to have a storyline and just amusing otherwise. I think everyone should see Rocky Horror Picture Show once in their lives. No matter where I go, I tend to have more female friends than male.

I am really craving a doughnut.

Any questions?



  1. February 23, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Dude. Uwe Boll sucks. He and Paul Anderson need to go away. Good call.

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