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Sarah Palin: “I Did It For The Lulz”

August 14, 2009 3 comments

I’ve left politics alone for the most part since Inauguaration Day back in January. In all honesty, I kinda got sick of the whole thing. I needed a break. I got one.

Thank you Sarah Palin, for getting me back in the game.

As more Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized health care plan that the current administration is rushing through Congress, our collective jaw is dropping, and we’re saying not just no, but hell no!

The Democrats promise that a government health care system will reduce the cost of health care, but as the economist Thomas Sowell has pointed out, government health care will not reduce the cost; it will simply refuse to pay the cost. And who will suffer the most when they ration care? The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Health care by definition involves life and death decisions. Human rights and human dignity must be at the center of any health care discussion.

Rep. Michele Bachmann highlighted the Orwellian thinking of the president’s health care advisor, Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the brother of the White House chief of staff, in a floor speech to the House of Representatives. I commend her for being a voice for the most precious members of our society, our children and our seniors.

We must step up and engage in this most crucial debate. Nationalizing our health care system is a point of no return for government interference in the lives of its citizens. If we go down this path, there will be no turning back. Ronald Reagan once wrote, “Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth.” Let’s stop and think and make our voices heard before it’s too late.

– Sarah Palin

This was posted on her Fbook account last Friday. Extreme Darwinism in the White House? Death Panels? So Obama, are we going to be renamed Neo-Sparta? It’s horrible that they don’t want to help the disabled and elder…

Wait? Huh? There are no death panels? But…you mean Palin did not realize that the actual bill said nothing about bueracratic panels who would determine who received care? So why are other Republicans agreeing…you mean they think she’s a silly bitch too?

Well damn.

At least she knows the word “Orwellian” and uses it correctly. She didn’t?

“The adjective Orwellian describes the situation, idea, or societal condition that George Orwell identified as being destructive to the welfare of a free society. It connotes an attitude and a policy of control by propaganda, surveillance, misinformation, denial of truth, and manipulation of the past, including the “unperson” — a person whose past existence is expunged from the public record and memory, practiced by modern repressive governments.” – The Bible Wikipedia

I must admit that the first half of that definition brings to mind a Presidential administration. Just not the current one. See Baby Bush’s Patriot Act for details on that fiasco.

Critical Research Failure? Check. Complaining About Politics You Know Nothing About? Check. You Fail Logic Forever? Check.

All in all, this entire situation is full of fail. This is just more evidence for my theory that Sarah Palin is a real life troll. The alternative idea, that she seriously believes what she says, just makes me reach for the brain bleach.



And People Say Politics Aren’t Funny

October 15, 2008 1 comment

Since I would like a slight break from studying, I decided to share this with y’all.

I make no secret of the fact that I dislike Sarah Palin. I can admit with complete honesty that I actually like Baby Bush more than I like her. So when I found this on Sarah Nielson’s blog (who you should check out post haste at I nearly cried laughing.

Start laughing yourself here.

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Sarah Palin – A New and Horrifying Standard

October 5, 2008 Leave a comment

This is from Matt Taibbi’s Mad Dog Palin article from Rolling Stones magazine.

The defining moment for me came shortly after Palin and her family stepped down from the stage to uproarious applause, looking happy enough to throw a whole library full of books into a sewer. In the crush to exit the stadium, a middle-aged woman wearing a cowboy hat, a red-white-and-blue shirt and an obvious eye job gushed to a male colleague — they were both wearing badges identifying them as members of the Colorado delegation — at the Xcel gates.

“She totally reminds me of my cousin!” the delegate screeched. “She’s a real woman! The real thing!”

I stared at her open-mouthed. In that moment, the rank cynicism of the whole sorry deal was laid bare. Here’s the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she’s a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant-size bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the Sizzlin’ Picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her. Not because it makes sense, or because it has a chance of improving his life or anyone else’s, but simply because it appeals to the low-humming narcissism that substitutes for his personality, because the image on TV reminds him of the mean, brainless slob he sees in the mirror every morning.

Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she’s a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she’s the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.

Just think my fellow Americans, this is the woman who would be just one heartbeat away from the presidency.

Forget the Wicked Witch of the West…

(Photo courtesy of the Washington Post, Captions courtesy of

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